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 Funny ( and sometimes rude) text messages - WARNING NOT CENSORED ENTER THIS THREAD AT YOUR OWN RISK
 
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Funny ( and sometimes rude) text messages - WARNING NOT CENSORED ENTER THIS THREAD AT YOUR OWN RISK
Posted: 05 May 06 9:24 PM (United Kingdom)
Ok this is one I talked about starting off with my friend at work,.. she is always texting me with joke ( and usually pretty rude text jokes)

If anyone does get any of these  then why not tell us about them on here ( when my  phone is charged up I will put a couple on here ( well the ones that I can DARE to put on here  so for those that have children it MIGHT not be a good idea to have them about when you enter this thread :o)
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Re: Funny ( and sometimes rude) text messages - WARNING NOT CENSORED ENTER THIS THREAD AT YOUR OWN R
Posted: 07 May 06 4:39 PM (United Kingdom)
Ok  lets get this thread up and running  I DO apologise for the rude talk in these text messages but they are funny



'Ron the rooster was teh biggest, meanest rooster  in the world.... He spent all his time beating up all the other  farm yard animals.. One day he picked on the farmyard cat...Unfortunately  for the rooster the cat beat the shit out of him WHICH PROVES....

No matter how big the cock is the pussy can  always take care of it   ...



hahah
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Re: Funny ( and sometimes rude) text messages - WARNING NOT CENSORED ENTER THIS THREAD AT YOUR OWN R
Posted: 07 May 06 4:44 PM (United Kingdom)
An old retired sailor puts on  his uniform  and heads for the docks once more for old times sake..

He engages a prostitute and takes her to a rom...Hes soon going at it as well as he can for a guy of his age but needing some reassurance he asks the prostitute "How am I doing?"  The prostitute  replies " well old sailor you are doing about 3 knots!"  Whats that supposed to mean? She says " Your're knot hard, you're knot in and your knot getting your money back "


:o)
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Re: Funny ( and sometimes rude) text messages - WARNING NOT CENSORED ENTER THIS THREAD AT YOUR OWN R
Posted: 13 Jun 06 11:09 AM (United Kingdom)

Okay, not a text message as such, but still rude and funny

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QADnAvAS32Gq!1YkbvSwkSgnClXOio4N1u5W6DzZHsdxxa4NpkQ1CbnjP4KeFLAymyDFiXVNXU7XLuKu2g3hECPM2FJuma38zoznAgBwwx0/advice.jpg?dc=4675576588384229757

Before you judge a man walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter, because he's a mile away and you have his shoes. Money can't buy you happiness, but it lets you be miserable in comfort.
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Re: Funny ( and sometimes rude) text messages - WARNING NOT CENSORED ENTER THIS THREAD AT YOUR OWN R
Posted: 13 Jun 06 4:48 PM (United Kingdom)
Oh why is that article so obviously written by a guy LOL...
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