Robbie Williams. He is a musical genius, isn't he? You don't agree???? Well, to be honest, neither do I. Let's look at the evidence:

His song "Millenium." Some might say that he ripped off the tune to "You Only live Twice." That is because he did.

His song "God Knows What It's Called." Now, some might say he ripped off Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive." That is because he did.

His song that goes "Put your arms across the water." There might be a few who would dare to suggest he ripped off  Radio Ga Ga." That is because he did.

But that's enough about his musical input. Let's get on to the man himself (because that's what he likes most). If you were an international "singing" sensation, with millions in the bank, would you bang on about how depressing your life is? No, neither would I. Doesn't stop our Blobby though, does it? Piece of advice, mate - if you hate your life that much, then stop your career, and get a job working on the factory lines like many others have to. But that wouldn't bring in the moolah, would it? And you can't tell me he isn't motivated by money - if that were really the case then he wouldn't have slaughtered Rat Pack songs would he for the sake of a quick buck, would he? And don't go saying that it's "something I've always wanted to do," Robbie, because if that was the case then you would have recorded it for your own pleasure (and to boost your inflated ego) rather than release it just in time for the Christmas market, knowing full well that the 14 year old girls would lap it up because it's "new and original." Yeah, new and original aside from the fact that the songs were written forty years previously, and recorded by people a damn sight better at it than you.

As for the idea that he is gorgeous, I don't buy that. I have seen chimps on a David Attenborough documentary that look more appealing. Speaking of appeal, just who does he appeal to anyway? I'll tell you who - adolescent girls who don't know any better and menopausal women high on HRT who should!!! Listen to his Live At Knebworth album - the screams between tracks are befitting a Westlife gig. All female. And why is that? Because he ONLY appeals to the aforementioned, who all believe that one day they will marry him. Well, guess what girls? You won't. Because he is more interested in "his own kind." Leaving aside the joke that he is only interested in himself, the point I am making is that he is gay. Now, this is not a homophobic slur on the guy, but the fact is he likes men. He has said as much. he also said that he doesn't care if people think he is gay. Very admirable. Why then did he feel the need to sue a newspaper which mentioned his homosexuality? Oh, that's right, the lucre. Forgot about that.

But the worst thing about Blobby, the very worst thing, is this - you can't hate him because you think he is a prick. Women feel they have to defend him (as they do with a lot of men of his "persuasion") by saying it's a jealousy thing. Trust me, it isn't. Women say "Oh you're just jealous because he can have any woman he wants." Well, so could Ewen McGregor, Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio, yet I don't have a problem with any of them. No, the fact is, Robbie is quite simply, an arse. As I have said before, the only two things of his I would like are his bank balance and his coroner's report. He once had on one of his records "I hope I'm old before I die." Well, twenty minutes in a locked room with me and no retribution would soon put paid to that idea...

No, Karen - you got it all wrong, repeat after me and Nev : Robbie Williams is an arse

Now say that 3 million times tonight before you go to bed, that will have two positive effects on you : Your migraine will be gone and you will know forever that Robbie Williams is an arse

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